By Marcus Salek, Prague
Since Christ was the only person to rise after he was dead and buried, there can only be ONE explanation for the appearance of Osama bin Laden. He must be the risen Christ!
Since his death and funeral in 2001, this is the fourth time he has descended from heaven to be among us. He is come again to save us sinners and restore the glorious world to peace and Harmony
Praise be to God.
What more fitting a person to come back to save mankind than a down trodden man called Osama bin Laden. “Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven”
War can finally be over! Bombing Iran with Nukes is no longer needed!! Enough Jews have returned to Zion so the prophecy can be fulfilled, and it has been fulfilled. Christ has returned in the image of Bin Laden.
Wow what an event!
Now the Secular Jews in Israel can officially ask Christ for the deed to the land of Israel which God gave to them and end all the controversy. That issue will be settled once and for all and all the Palestinians can be forced to leave, finally.
Now Pastor John Hagee does not have to raise money for the state of Israel anymore. Mission accomplish! The Jerry Falwell ministries (May he rest in peace) can return its corporate jet to the Israel government. And, Chavez is safe once again! Pastor Pat can retire his 700 club and re-open his skid row mission for the hungry homeless sinners.
Best of all, the US government miltary industrial complex can beat its machine guns into plowshares and hammer its nuclear missiles into tractors and start planting olive trees again.
Condolences go out to the believers in the Babylonian Talmud. You have had 2000 years to destroy Christianity and failed. Better luck next time. The same goes for the Lucifer trust that runs the Chapels at UN headquarters and who built those famous Georgia Guide stones outlining the new world order's commandments.
Christ will forgive you.
Now the only event left to happen is the tribulation. All you born againers should wait for the great tribulation where 400,000 Christians will float up to heaven to be next to God. (With all that airport security, there is no need to go to Israel, to be tribulated, just go to your local Wal-Mart parking lot. We have globalization now.)
Christ has returned. He has risen from the dead. He has risen indeed! And he is Bin Laden.
(This article is meant as parody and no offense of anyone's religious beliefs is intended)
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4 comments:
Jesus was not the only person to rise from the "dead".
What about lazarus? Then there are all the previous "christs" (annointed ones) that came before Jesus.
Watch the zeitgeist movie for more.
There are people coming back from the "dead" all over the world today. See cfpf.org.uk
peace.
Pat
9 of the hijackers on 9-11 also rose from the dead. They died once in the plane crashes, and rose again in Saudi Arabia.
Not only did Bin Laden come back from the dead, but he came back a more humble man. Instead of coming back as the tall and lithe Saudi blue-blood that he is, he has come back as a pudgy Arab version of Barney Rubble.
And now that he has dyed his beard black in a culture that reveres age, I can presume that he is either appealing to the youth culture of the West or that the CIA is undermining its own projects on purpose to tell on themselves.
To people who think all Arabs look alike, it's probably not much of an issue, but to anyone who has ever really looked at Bin Laden, these tapes are hilarious.
HaHa, this is so so funny, had a good laugh, thanks writer, LOL. Bush and his patsies thinks that the whole worl is dumb as he is, LOL...what a coincidence, Bin Laden the Christ has made a video NOW, LOL........
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