Lately, I have been reading about several incidents of normal non- terrorist citizens being Tased simply by not doing what police masters have told them. As a public service, I decided to write some advice that may help you to avoid a Taser attack.
Tasers are supposed to be the last response before lethal action, however, police now use them as if they are batons or pepper spray. In the last year over 300 people have died in admitted cases in the US alone from being Tased. In the last week alone three separate stories of Taser deaths. Every week their are stories on the Internet that feature old women, children and disabled people as the victims. The weapons are even being used in schools. It is important to know how to avoid police confrontation. A good attitude is important.
The concept of Tasing is modeled after the old master-slave relationships of the past centuries, only high-tech. It is like a policeman or slave owner hitting you in the face if you refused to confess or do what you are told. Tasing is not about protecting society, it is a demonstration of power, being in charge, and knowing who is master. Once you have this concept down, you are on your way to being a obedient slave.
Now that America is a police state, Americans need to realize that childhood fantasies of individual rights don't exist anymore. That's Hollywood talking! The bill of rights is not recognised by the American Government.
Take my Advice:
1) If A POLICEMAN STOPS YOU, JUST SAY YES EM, OR YES SIR OR MAM. OR "ISA DO WHAT YOU WANT MASTER". YOU CAN DO THE SLAVE SHUFFLE IN PLACE IF YOU WANT TO, BUT NEVER TURN YOUR BACK, KEEP SMILING, AND STAND AT ATTENTION.
DON'T PROVOKE THE TASE. ABOVE ALL, --TRY NOT TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS --, IT AMPLIFIES THE SHOCK TEN TIMES! THE POLICE WILL VIEW IT AS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS AND TASE YOU, FOR SURE, JUST FOR LAUGHS
2) GO TO THE LIBRARY AND READ BOOKS ON "SLAVERY IN THE SOUTH". TRY TO EMULATE HOW THE SLAVES BEHAVED WITH THEIR OWNERS. GET A COPY OF THE OLD AMERICAN TV SERIAL "ROOTS' THAT'S A GOOD INSTRUCTION.
3) AVOID GOING TO JAIL AT ALL COST. -- PRACTICE THE KISSING ASS TECHNIQUE WITH YOUR FRIENDS SO YOU ARE GOOD AT IT - - IF YOU END UP GOING TO JAIL, THE FUN WILL REALLY BEGIN. -- ABU GHRAIB RING A BELL?
4) YOU ARE A SLAVE NOW YOU MUST LEARN TO ACT LIKE ONE! -- REMEMBER: TORTURE IS NOT A CRIME IN AMERICA.
5) FOR MORE ADVICE, WATCH THIS HUMOROUS "PRE-TASER" EDUCATIONAL VIDEO. IT IS A LITTLE OUTDATED, THEY STILL USED CLUBS, BUT IT STILL HAS A LOT OF GOOD TIPS.
CRISS ROCK: HOW NOT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE POLICE
11 comments:
In the world of humanity, first we had a socially justified judicial punishment. This goes back a long time, perhaps ten thousand years.
We are now entering into an era that includes a more widespread use of a socially justified extra-judicial punishment, i.e., tasing, heat-ray guns, and water-boarding (usually non-lethal forms of assault, coercion or torture).
The justification for the use of these new rights of the bureaucracy (remember the bureaucracy is immortal and you are not) is irrelevant to the justification for their use.
These rights of the bureaucracy are being born as new rights for the bureaucracy to do these things, regardless.
If that is not ample enough evidence that there are simply far too many people in this world, I don't know what evidence is.
Don Robertson, The American Philosopher
The American police state (aka the school yard bully) only understands one thing, brute force. The police are ALWAYS outnumbered and can only police the people to the degree the people want to be policed. If you want to get the cops back into line you need to teach them that the next time they abuse someone could be their last. The next time a cop tase's someone for no reason, the crowd should attack and beat the crap out of him on the spot. If you are driving along and you see a cop abusing a driver on the side of the road, then swerve over and run him down. If you are walking down the street and you see the same and are armed, then draw your weapon and shoot the cop. If nobody see's, hears or knows anything the investigations will go no where. The police will learn very very quickly that they have crossed the line. Americans must take their country back. This is a terrible state of affairs but when you are attacked you have a right to protect yourself..
HE GOT WEED! HE GOT WEED!
In the coming years we will see more cases spring up like the one involving the polish immigrant arriving at the Vancouver international airport here in Canada. Robert Dziekanski was "casually" tased by the RCMP while posing no threat whatsoever to the approaching officer.
Our government is going to dance around this subject of the ongoing trend of taser deaths. It will continue to happen, no matter how much the public will protest and demand inquiries, more innocent people will die because of the hot headed cop that wants to feel the power.
When a cop decides to tase an innocent driver that is appealing against a trafic ticket (Utah), that’s when we know something is dead wrong. The police think this is the magic solution to any problem, regardless of the context or gravity of the crime. Watch an increase in tasing at anti war rallies! Just tase them!
It won't be long until regular citizens decide to take up arms and mobilize to defend themselves against this new form of bullying. Every society that has had a history of oppression against their citizens have seen an uprising backfire. It will not surprise me if here, in north America, regular citizens who are fed up with ongoing abuse of this kind decide to take the law in their own hands when it comes to prosecuting a murderous cop. There is already a huge gun problem in North America. And this type of behavior we are seeing today by our authorities will only make things a whole lot worse.
Maybe citizens will get a hold of their own tasers to defend themselves against these thugs.
Here is a quote from a great recent article by Carolyn Baker:
The end of America: The police state is right here, right now
"Some of my students who are criminal justice majors tell me that the latest strategies now being taught to police officers are "shock doctrine" techniques which terrorize and intimidate civilians in order to control them. Law enforcement officers are no longer encouraged to "keep a cool head" but to "follow their own instincts" (which usually means their own internal, adrenaline-charged state of terror) and react with full force because it's easier to apologize (or encounter a lawsuit) than to ask permission or risk being killed. Terrified people should not be wearing a badge and carrying a gun, and when they are, a fully terrorized society is guaranteed."
see: http://tinyurl.com/yrqe8p
( I highly recommend reading the full article! )
Any doubts that the same is being taught to police recruits in Canada??
Don't take freedom for granted .... or anything else for that matter.
"never frighten a coward"
-William Faulkner
Tase the officer before he tases you.
maybe we need to start thinking about defensive measures! If we see that a cop is going to tase us for no reason, then that gives us our own reasons to protect ourselves and take self defense measures. Citizens can buy tasers in the US. So I suggest having a taser handy just in case.
If this nonsense continues,the police are going to have to deal with citizens that are going to fight back.
I make poopies
in my pants!
Fight back with your mind. Cops are ignorant drones so do something akin to the Jedi Mind Trick. Police academies teach these SOBs to take an adversarial view towards Americans so use that against them.
Tasers can be defeated, it depends on the type of clothing you wear. Keep a video-enabled smart phone with you at all times for that inevitable Gestapo encounter. Cops are so stupid, they'll brutalize someone in full view of a surveillance camera. COPS ARE STUPID EVIL NAZIS WHO ARE THE TRUE ENEMY OF AMERICA. Those who are supposedly "good" cops are not since they allow their pyschotic partners to brutalize true Americans.
Well as Brit I am glad that we dont have guns(as a norm), that the use of a taser is treaded with suspicion. The police are regularly sues over here for getting carried way by their powers. This of course is nothing compared to the state of America. After reading of how a cop ‘accidently’ tasered a guy 19 times you got to wonder what example the cops in America are setting. Are they planning on being at war with their citizens? You have to Vote. You have to choose what society you want to live in. You are being controlled with fear injection in the media. You are being controlled by the ‘fear’ - like the new version of “Reds under the beds” is now “the war on terror”. Your nation is ruled by fear! How can it that there is such a contrast in crossing from Detroit over the pond into Canada and houses leave their front doors open – just watch TV.
If a spider can kill a man in seconds why it does take some one 20mins to die by lethal injection? Why in the Gas Chamber did they replace the painless gas of Carbon Monoxide(as used by the wicked Nazis) with the horrifically painful (and slow 20mins) gas of Cyanide? Fear? Vengeance?
Why does execution in ‘Commie’ China take seconds (cos its done by doctors who are going to harvest and sell all your organs then burn what they cant use).
Can it be that the police now believe in the fantasy that everyone who is not a cop is a criminal?
If you are rich you are innocent – how many rich/famous movies starts have been to the electric chair?
The poor are really just slaves and should be killed when of no further use.
Life may be good in the US till your health insurance runs out – who is going to care for you then?
Why do some people have to pay for even water – at what point will you be paying for the air you breath. So I hope you guys vote. I hope you guys keep in mind what country you want to live in. Imagine there is no Terror War.
Not all non-white people are Muslim.
Not all non-Baptists are Terrorists.
Is this the America you deserve or do you deserve better?
I hope you feel you deserve a better America cos sadly what happens in the USA soon happens in the UK and don’t want a rabid police state here.
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